“Woody’s Round Up” it took place in the wild wild west. I was the star of the show! They had so much merchandise come out, I was even on a yo yo! Jessie the Yodelin’ Cowgirl, Bullseye the horse, and the Ol’ Prospector Stinkin’ Pete. Though I rather forget that old—[Grumbles]—No good double crosser is as crooked as a dog's hind legs.

That show was the greatest! I was the rootinest tootinest-